Carl is the reason you don't feel safe riding the Red Line after dark...
For $2 Carl will tell you the future
Carl owns stock in Werther's
Carl's homeless act is just that - an act. He actually has untold wealth and an army of panhandlers that work for him.
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"It's not that he makes no sense; it's that he makes way too much sense." - Penance Valentine
"Strange? Hm. ...You know, to be perfectly honest I can't say I'd noticed. He's always been quite lovely to me, and so amenable to lending a hand. Kind, really. No... no, I wouldn't say I've seen anything even the slightest bit untoward. In fact, I rather like him." - Annette Voclain