Mrs. Goldberg is a crotchety old lady who is dragged unwillingly into the World of Darkness and hasn't stopped bitching about it since 99. She was just minding her own business when the state dissolved into chaos. She quickly relocated to Florida for warmer temperatures. Mrs Goldberg treats all of her vampiric acquaintances as if they're her college-age grandchildren who only call or write around Hanukkah or their birthdays.
- Actually a Tzimisce with a really hot bod.
- Is actually Priscilla Presley
- "You might be 400 years old but i'm 78 respect your elders!"
- "I'm too old for this shit."